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| Author | ComicTwit |
|---|---|
| madversity (All) | If only they had struck milk in Arabia, we would have got Milk Sheikhs! (Thanks @madversity) |
| Kdeckard (All) | The tough economy has brought a lot of families closer together. Unfortunately, they are all living in the same house. (Thanks @Kdeckard) |
| verti_jn (All) | Guy: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Girl: "Unfertilized." (Thanks @verti_jn) |
| ComicTwit (All) | What does a tissue like to do on a night out? Boogie. |
| DDDBU (All) | Wish I had insomnia during the day. (Thanks @DDDBU. Share your wit at http://www.comictwit.com) |
| sunnysmi (All) | Why does a blonde open her pudding in the store? Because it says on the lid: "Please, open here."(Thanks @sunnysmi) |
| DDDBU (All) | Which came first? The salmonella or the egg? (Thanks @DDDBU) |
| ComicTwit (All) | Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under arm. Says to the bartender: "I'll take a beer, and one for the road." |
| Comictwit (All) | I went to a meeting today for people who are impatient. I left early. (Share your wit at http://www.comictwit.com) |
| ComicTwit (All) | What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? A bah-humbug. |
| ComicTwit (All) | Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish. (Yuck it up at http://www.comictwit.com |
| ComicTwit (All) | Be alert. The world needs more lerts. |
| Comictwit (All) | What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto. (Laugh it up at http://www.comictwit.com) |
| joeschmitt (All) | New house is a block from casino shuttles. I'll have this mortgage paid off in no time! (RT @joeschmitt) |
| ComicTwit (All) | How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis! |
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