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| Author | ComicTwit |
|---|---|
| ashthetraveller (All) | Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. (Thanks @ashthetraveller) |
| DDDBU (All) | Wow, phone sex is so much better when using a hands-free device. (Thanks @DDDBU) |
| milkthrunose (All) | Is Visine.com a site for sore eyes? (Thanks @milktrunose. Share your wit at http://www.comictwit.com) |
| madkenyan (All) | "The greatest thing about twitter is that you can make up a quote and attribute it to anyone" Julius Caesar (Thanks @madkenyan) |
| the_troy_show (All) | If there was a 'Bi-Sexual Pride' parade, would it go both ways? (RT @the_troy_show) |
| ComicTwit (All) | Why didn't the sailors play cards? Because the captain was sitting on the deck. (Laugh it up at http://www.comictwit.com) |
| Conanobrien (All) | Larry King's retiring after 25 years. Personally, I think hosting anything longer than 7 months is overkill. (RT @conanobrien) |
| DDDBU (All) | Developing a new reality show for couch potatoes called American Idle. (Thanks @DDDBU. Share your wit at http://www.comictwit.com) |
| bws53 (All) | Breaking News! - Larry King to divorce and marry two more times before his official retirement in the fall. (RT @bws53) |
| ericsdonaldson (All) | For me, the worst part of visiting the farm is the smell of dairy air in my face. (Thanks @ericsdonaldson |
| ComicTwit (All) | Over 25 years, Larry King has conducted nearly 50,000 interviews. Amazingly, more than half of them were with his cardiologist. |
| DDDBU (All) | Artists are traveling to the Gulf to capture the devastation on canvas. I assume they're working with oils. (Thanks @DDDBU) |
| des2videsh (All) | I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said: 'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'. (Thanks @des2videsh) |
| DDDBU (All) | Not sure why my therapist suggested I take these meds for paranoia unless, of course, they're laced with something. (Thanks @DDDBU) |
| ComicTwit (All) | What is a specimen? An Italian astronaut. (Laugh it up at http://www.comictwit.com) |
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